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I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
icamehereinpeaceseekinggoldandslaves

Amen brother. The schlong is affecting their primary brain functions.

My God being black and mediocre must be fucking amazing.

It’s funny because the dog’s a retard but we can’t say that about humans and laugh anymore.

It looks like a Mitsubishi 3000GT fucked a Cadillac.

This car is about as memorable as a Mitsubishi 3000GT.

How the fuck is Sizzler not on this list? There’s one down my street and I’ve been thinking of trying it out.

I am completely distracted by that dude’s haircut. The fuck is that called?!

The new Bugatti and NSX both look like ass.

The Blackies get a night full of jokes, rape victims... vice president Joe Biden, Lady Gaga and crying actresses, everybody!

This is called the “somebody’s going to die and the government’s going to tell me its all over, because bad” rantings of an undereducated teenager

I didn’t even need to read the description to know this happened in Minnesota.

The worst is that the Warriors aren’t even sticking around for the rebound.

Can’t wait to see this kid get nowhere in the NBA

I can’t tell you how much I want this truck

Why does Gronk dance like a black stripper?

Take the mic out of the hands of the intelligent white guy and give it to the baby monkey!

It literally looks like someone pissed in their faces.

Depression always gets the nice people first. So sad.

Good thing he wasn’t spotted. There would be two dumbfucks without feet today.