icamehereinpeaceseekinggoldandslaves
I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
icamehereinpeaceseekinggoldandslaves

Great. Toss out the audio. Have a nice day.

Should’ve let him sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Straight fire!

No no wait guys, he said “Yep you guessed it”

Shut the fuck up, moron.

I cannot believe the travesty I just saw.

Godfucking damnit what will it take to get these motherfuckers to lose a couple more games?

Just stop reading Deadspin. This place is shit. And the commenters are retards.

NOW THAT WAS A WIN.

You know your options are leading with the helmet or the shoulder, right?

Ah, dollars.

But first, a video of a unicorn shitting in an ice cream cone.

He’s just a stupid, talentless hack.

Bad kill

They were deadlocked right after I paid the dude.

Mark my words. Conor McGregor is going to get his salad tossed tomorrow night. He’s already lost. Resume: I called the Holm upset.

Was this Michigan State Troopers?

It’s pretty obvious he mouths “I didn’t do it.”