We call those "manmosas" and they are pretty tasty. Useful as a kick-starter for an all-day day-drinking session.

We call those "manmosas" and they are pretty tasty. Useful as a kick-starter for an all-day day-drinking session.

I'm blowing a coniferous.

This. One hundred times this.

The hatred for country music is overblown in my opinion. For every Taylor Swift in "Country" there is a Nickelback for "Rock" music and vice versa. Saying you hate country music because of Taylor Swift (which incidentally has zero actual country music sensibilities) or most of the current new country pop crap is…

But what about the tax benefits I get from placing all of my properties into my 401k?

There Are No Pandas On Metta World Peace's New Panda Shoes

I hate to get technical here, but Jeter is only half gritty. On his mom's side I think.

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I had roughly the same thing happen to me as old Reid up there, except I was drunk in NY Penn Station and it was a Taco Bell. I ordered a Taco Supreme and Burrito Supreme and I got 3 Doritos Locos Tacos(R). I considered it an expansion of my horizons (and it's perfectly possible that my drunk ass just told the lady…

"And now, your potential 2013 chopping block:"

Man, the Seahawks are going to be [sic] this year!

Feliz back in the day could be the definition of "easy smoke." He didn't seem to need to strain in his delivery and he routinely topped 100 mph.

That poor girl on the left in the video still looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet a few too many times.

Also, LeBron is a douchenozzle.

That's some real Grade A electioneering by Drew for Anti-Vac nuts. THIS WHOLE VOTING PROCESS IS A SHAM!!! WHERE'S THE UN?!

GATTACA! GATTACA!

I know it's very late in the game, but shouldn't it be titled "

I admit to not being a Firefly fan, so this may be biased, but that intro song is AWFUL. Just terribly, terribly atrocious. "Burn the land and boil the sea, you can't take the sky from me" is up there with "He was a s8r boi, she said 'see you l8r boi'" for worst lyric ever written.

Not pictured: running through the okra patch.