Marquise Goodwin, a WR from Texas entering the draft this year, competed in the long jump during this past Summer Olympics (not quite sprinting, but still requires world-class speed). He also ran a 4.27 at the combine. Al Davis will be drafting him from the grave.

Here are some other daily moments of do-gooding that I give myself far too much credit for:

The Mexecutioner!!!

Very well written Drew. Please allow a Cowboys fan to retort: