Most of y’all have no idea how much of a bureaucratic nightmare it is to move to the United States legally, even when you have a great education, job skills and are fluent in the native language of the land.

I love these “I’m moving to another country” takes after every American election, because they’re such a wonderful reminder about how self-absorbed, arrogant and unfamiliar so many Americans are with the rest of the world around them, believing that the planet is just waiting with baited breath to clothe, house, feed…

Don’t you mean that Hispanic people, regardless of their citizenship status, will be harassed in this new political climate? It’s only been a few days, and it’s already happening.

I’m reassuring them that in Canada they are safe, period.

Right now I am too stunned and heart-broken to be angry. I woke up at 4 a.m. and saw the news. When I fell back asleep I dreamed that my bed was infested with weird, tiny, bugs.

Disappointed she didn’t clap back at her haters by going as Lil’ Kim!

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

I hope you never go through a divorce. Maybe I did my divorce “wrong” but there was nothing enjoyable about it. Not even “darkly enjoyable.” Devastating and tedious? Sure.

Plus there are more illegal Asian immigrants now than there are illegal Mexican immigrants (also from 538)

I think the problem can be that people end up having a lot of unspoken assumptions abou what marriage means. While you’re two people who like each other and bang regularly, it’s more or less ok. But the pig story is a great example of someone thinking that wife=cleaning staff. My father was a piece of shit and I got…

Ha, mine too. But only one of them died and the other one has been through 16 breakups at last count. With. The. Same. Person. And the most recent news is they went on a date. It’s Groundhog Day, and I guess what I’m saying is one way or another, parental drama’s gonna get you.

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

Well, as someone who stopped shaving, I’m pretty sick of everyone telling me I’m unhygenic/gross/ugly/smelly and lazy because I have hair. I’m also tired of seeing dudes (who probably wouldn’t go down anyway) claim any hair on a woman is the reason they won’t eat her out.

Oh, I’m sure black dudes get significantly more time than this for “resisting arrest” when there’s no actual reason they were being arrested in the first place.

Does it have to be a wall? Because we have a bean.

Is this now the moment where the Schumer ship hits the iceberg and is about to sink? This should have happened quite some time ago, when she painted all Mexican men as rapists in her act, made jokes about Mexican labor that practically amounted to ‘wetbacks’ and called latino women ‘angry’.

This story very much angers me. Part of it is seeing all these gay Hispanic guys names pop up. As if their lives aren’t hard enough being a gay Cuban man in this country let’s add in some good old fashioned mass murder.