Yup, that's the exact same feeling I have about Britt. Her acting career isn't going as well as she had hoped, so she figures reality star is the next big thing. I also think she's a good reader of human emotions and uses it to tell Chris what he wants to hear.

I'm not getting the Beck hate...

Whatever, dudes. I'm sticking with pisco.

Not that this isn't dripping in whiteness, but Oscar Isaac is in the photo. He's Guatemalan; his mom is from Guatemala and his dad is from Cuba. Yes, I very much know that Latinos can be white and he could be considered a white Latino. But he's also considered a minority in this country, so I'm going to count it as an…

My interest in the Super Bowl has gone from "completely apathetic" to "mildly aware of its existence".

Maybe it's because I went to two different private all-girls Catholic high schools, but when I got to college the last thing I wanted to do was conform to anything or anybody. I do not understand why these people decide to limit so much of their own personal freedom. Get a bad tattoo! Wake up with bed hair! Indulge in…

Seriously. At no point did she say, "I, and only I, represent the entirety of Latino culture." WTF is going on with these comments?

Hello, fellow enthusiast! Though I don't feel duped because I'm a perpetual pessimist, I have to say that I do feel like they're the worst players in their own stupid game. Andi spent the whole season going on and on about how Josh was soooo her type, but her type had never worked out. What's her strategy? Choose him,…

"Do you know what marrying means?" Nephew: "Yes, to always dance together."

I have become weirdly defensive about this movie. I won a free pass to see it, and I'm the kind of person that will enjoy any free thing I can get. So I went, having zero interest and not having read the book. I was surprisingly pleased, mostly because my expectations for it were so low. I don't tend to gravitate…

Oh, I saw others answered after I hit reply. I just don't hear it as often in English, so I didn't think it was widely used. Turns out it's both a proverb and a quote that Erasmus liked to throw around.

Mais, oui! "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king."

In what world is Jax worth $150K?????? It must be a typo. Please tell me it's a typo.

I've had a pretty tough year, and Vanderpump Rules is my go-to guilty pleasure for when I want a bit of a pick-me-up. Life has been pretty crappy lately, but at least I'm not a thirty-something whose main goal in life is to prove a server motor-boated someone's privates.

I almost don't want to go because the crying that will come out of me might be too embarrassing. I love this musical.

Amber, we hardly knew you.

Charlie has found the key to immortality: sleeping 23 out of the 24 hours in a day.

I would watch that show and subscribe to the newsletter.

I'm not. And, in my initial response, I actually said that the writer of the show might not have made those assumptions. But thank you for your concern. Have a good night!

Then I am a unicorn.