Richard Kind is one of G.C.'s "boys." He's got this sort of Bro cabal. He told a sort of touching story once about when Kind's dad died: http://www.esquire.com/features/what-…

I was thinking last night... you know... is there a chance that pitch was totally grooved and this whole fairy tale ending thing is manufactured? Yeah, there's a chance. Is it a good chance? Maybe. But I realized that I really, truly, do not care. The older I get (and I would say that I'm a Yankee fan), the less and…

If I remember correctly he had an affair with Edie Falco while his wife was in treatment for breast cancer. Nice, eh?

Not hard at all. You marry Nicki, as per above, you fuck Rihanna because that seems like it would be a blast and she's clearly not ready to settle down and you kill Beyonce because then she comes back to life three days later and we get started on building the Church of Beyentology.

I completely agree with this because it happened exactly this way for me. By the time I was in puberty, I was a control freak trying to be as normal and "perfect" as possible. Other survivors that I have known who experienced trauma after puberty absolutely turned to alcohol and drugs. Me, just self-loathing and…

I was physically abused starting at age 10 or so, and sexually abused from ages 11-16. For a while, age 16 to about 23, I acted out sexually. Experimented with drugs starting at 14. I think I've worked through a lot of the trauma ( I don't ask," WHY ME?" anymore, and I don't feel like a victim), but I think I…

I currently live in CA. But I'm a resident of MN. I move a lot. I have problems getting state benefits because I move all the time/ my address is ever changing and haven't actually lived in the state that I am a resident of in like, 4 years.

That is really fascinating, and makes a lot of sense.

I don't think it's a deal. It's not like you're harassing or threatening him or hacking into info he isn't sharing publicly. Everybody probably Facebook stalks whether they admit it or not.

I have always loved me some Martha! I stitched this tribute in 2006. :)

Shade? In the words of Dorian Corey in Paris is Burning: "Shade is, 'I don't tell you you're ugly, but I don't have to tell you because you know you're ugly.' And that's shade."

Oh, and just to add another story about people being amazing and wonderful, I asked the head of the Reed College physical plant if I'd get in a lot of trouble if I snuck on to campus at night and buried Loki's ashes.

Team Swift all the way. I'm not a into her music or anything, but she's nowhere near as annoying as Katy Perry.

Question for long-time dog owners/experts out there: my parents have a lovely black lab, Jazzy, who's just turned 13 years old this summer. She's in really good shape, though slowing down a bit as she's an old lady. She's been through a lot (cancer survivor!), but the vet says she could last for another couple…

Noted! Also, your username is utterly glorious.

You can do it! Seriously, you already did it once so you can do it again. Never smoked so not sure what you can do to help with the cravings...my grandpa used to chew a shit ton of gum when he was quitting. And I guess there's exercise. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is best of luck! You got this :)

i think they know, read Kinja blog. but they are trying writers to moderate comments a bit, just a bit

Absolutely!

Hey, I don't know what meds your dog needs, but have you looked at http://www.goodrx.com ? There was a neat piece on NPR about them, and I was able to knock the cost of my senior dog's meds down by a little more than half. They give you a bulk buying code to give to the pharmacist (like a health plan),…

Yeah, basically. There's a reason her impressive thighs are the element of her performance I remember best.

When I first moved to San Diego and was dating, I'd get military guys asking me to marry them, just because of the money and living situation. In fact, I know a couple of girls who have done it for that reason. They just split the money and get divorced once the guys are done serving.