This dog is legitimately the best thing that has ever happened to me. I cannot stop laughing. Please send help (and more videos). Thanks.

I'm curious about this, too. Does he have one of those Harry Potter time-turner necklaces?

I think that there is something that is too "street" about Rihanna for her to get involved with a man twice her age when she was just starting out. Jay-Z isn't that stupid either. It would seriously have fucked him up for someone of his caliber to get involved with her. Chris Brown be damned, Rihanna seems to have…

Well, you may not classify it that way, but his actions fit the definition of robbery perfectly. He took someone's property through force or intimidation, period. That's robbery. It's only "attempted" because she got it back.

Good point. Also, know how to tell someone went to Harvard? It's easy. Within 2 minutes, they'll tell you.

You're the psycho, thinking you can get all high and mighty telling me to quit doing this or that without getting checked. Do you have conversations in person with people who may be misinformed and tell them to shut up? If so, I hope you get jacked in the jaw often.

Don't you ever boss me around. You don't tell me to stop doing anything. EVER. How the fuck do you know what I "literally" know or don't know? You don't know a thing about me. Maybe you are 100% right. IDGAF! That gives you no right to tell me to stop doing shit. You don't pay my bills.

They may have given her a heads up so she can form an answer but they can't very well ignore a current news story.

So you may want to chill with that caps lock.

Casey Kasem's disappearance looks like a job for Scooby-Doo!

I'd love to know which agencies those girls are working at, because when I worked in PR it was ball-busting, thankless, and often entailed long hours. Anecdata I know, but I am genuinely curious to know where you can have a PR job and basically coast through life.

That's a frustrating situation, but you should just remind yourself of the context. You're there to save for your retirement— that's what matters. Do the best job you can, but then forget about the rest because your savings fund is the priority, not making their hotel the best 2 star property around.

Oh, that's sad. He took away the pleasures of eating food just to gain the weight back.

I have a part time job at a 2 star chain hotel so I can build up my retirement. I have extensive customer service/hospitality/event planning experience. I'm more trained to deal with discerning travelers. I only work front desk but I'm constantly aggravated by the way mgrs treat the customers. Their belief is "this is…

This is a good point. My body-type is very appreciated by many men, but they're seldom white. One white guy once told me that my curly hair and curvy bum make me look like "the help". I'm not that attracted to white guys in general, but why should I be when they're seldom attracted to me?

The original was better:

I want this show to be real.

A.D. Miles is taking some dad cues from Ned Flanders.

The people who pay for a subscription to Shape magazine are looking to lose weight and/or get fit. The truth of losing a lot of weight (like 170 lbs) is that you're going to have loose skin. She was supposed to be featured in a segment for real life success stories. This is real life. This is what happens when you…

this is the most important photo of all time why is it not front and center