Today is also my nephew's b-day and he's a great kid.

Pretty sure it is the people who decide to shoot up a school, who cause the school shootings.

*Just watch her, you party poppers*

I just looked them up. They look crazy comfortable!

49k edits? Holy fucking shit. Respect. Much respect.

You mean Gandalf and Professor X, Sir Ian plays both Gandalf and Magneto :)

No, because there will still exist people like my mom who buys the magazines because she only uses the Internet to send me an endless stream of e-cards.

:) Next time I'll find the perfect meme of gif to help fully express my tone.

Do you know what website you are on?

It's an Easter miracle!

Pete and Trudie may be too funky and too coordinated to be caught up in this particular mess.

This comment hurts my feelings. Expect a letter from my legal team first thing in the morning.

I just drove off with a box of Sour Patch Kids on the roof of my car. I realize this isn't a real problem. But damnit I wanted to eat those!

Any The Good Wife watchers out there? SPOILERS: I am seriously hoping for a more uplifting episode. Usually I do not shy away from drama, but my uncle was a lawyer... who was murdered by a client... and that shit hit me HARD.

Ah, the pain of being an idealist. I know it well. I don't know how people just plod along and don't think "But this could be better!" Our company just put out a new "corporate values statement" and one of the values is "transparency." It is such a pathetic lie that every time I see it, I want to burst into bitter…

Been there. Kind of am there.

Are you me?

I don't get it. Beauty and the Beast has 3-5 better songs. This isn't even in the top 10 of Disney songs. What am I missing?

Whatever you do, don't talk to anyone who has ever worked in a grocery store.

That's gross and totally creepy, but I almost don't understand it, and I felt like it was going to be a LOT worse.