After many shitty meals and incorrect orders I simply stopped patronizing my local mickey dees. Don’t see how AI could make it any worse.

Yeah, he meows for his meat but he goes nuts for the junk food.

My cat eats plain old meat and he likes it fine, but a friend of mine gave me a free sample they got in the mail of some cat treats and BOY does he go mental for those.

Defensive driving. Not only is it free, but you can do it in any car regardless of how old it is.

How do you bring your jerry cans home from the gas station?

Did you try raising your hand into the air and snapping your fingers?

Pretty brave to shut down a pipeline in May. Come and talk in November when you run out of propane.

I clicked on a recipe for grilled chicken. I’m good. If you want to be a vegetarian, then be a vegetarian!

1982 Honda prelude, which according to wikipedia had 78hp. Was a fun car.

The 14 year old orphan that they keep at the dealership to wash the cars in the lot has one on his wall, but he just sleeps under the parts counter.

I’ll take your word for it, there were no smartphones when I had mine, but i did used to keep my ipod there!

The one that predated that on the 9-5 was nicer! I still have a prototype version in a box of parts somewhere.

My best theory is that he probably gets a plate of food from every house in the neighbourhood. Meow.

Well I disagree with the cop’s actions, what the hell is this judge on? I do hope he’s the guy at my trial though when I steal a car from someone I don’t even know.

My sister has one of those on her dog. I thought about getting one for my cat to see where he wanders off to for days at a time but couldn’t justify the cost.

In this case, he attempted to get the fire dept running.

My bread comes in milk bags, and it goes right back into the freezer after I take what I want out of the bag.

I had one of those! I had the same one in a Saturn L series as well!

“According to them, it was just an accident that anyone could make who had 26 years of experience of using the deadliest weapons every day.”

As a former bike shop owner, please do not do this!