I don’t buy frozen pizza, but in relevant news this past weekend I finally dug a hole and buried our old cat that’s been in our freezer... for like4-5 years now.  She still looked pretty good!

Is that one yours?

I like the agent johnson bit. I am going to use that.

I did, but I’m adventurous. It is indeed a thing and is SFW apparently.

The rwd one is so much cooler though. That might be nostalgia talking, but either one is slow by modern standards.

Is that the same transmission as the lower trims? I heard they weren’t that reliable even with the V6

What if you called it jerk turkey, cause that’s essentially what pumpkin spice is if you mix it with a bit of lime juice

My dad actually kept his up until about a year or two ago. He takes pretty good care of his cars so it was still in great condition.

TIL! I was thinking of when they first went to FWD (which, honestly, is when I stopped paying attention) but apparently the gen after that did indeed have the V8.

My guess is since it’s “baked in store” they need all that sugar so that it rises in 14 seconds and is fool proof. Or proofed by a fool?

Same

The V8 Impala SS was a RWD based on the caprice. The FWD impala SS had the supercharged 3800 V6. I would take the rwd one.

My dad had one in SS guise, which I think gets 240hp or so. No rocketship but was nice to drive and very practical as you mentioned. Speaking of a mint used one he wanted me to buy his when he got his new car (incidentally, a GMC terrain, which is pretty similar to what’s being reviewed here. IDK, they all look the…

Should have called it the trialblazer. And if you like it, you can get the bigger one next time.

I come up with 3.375 tsp/cup so your math checks out.

I disagree that it’s cheap or healthy, but it is usually pretty quick.

Malibu Maxx would like a word.

Which would you rather have?

I love your optimism in using the future tense.

When you find the person, please pass on their contact info. I’ve got some stuff they might be interested in.