Why do you figure the first rule of firearm safety is that a gun is always loaded?

Having a loaded gun on you might as well be intending to use it though.

Or, you know, like don’t fuck your employees.

Parts and repair were easy when I had it, but it was brand new!

I will concede that I do not know this for sure, but I am content to wait and say I told you so later.

And if that’s the case it’s worth more than the old allroad! On par for the guy buying that car I guess. Not sure how you could make out the details so well!

Is that an aerodynamics thing or a safety thing? Never heard of something like that.

No conspiracy. More like standard business practice. What incentive does the bacon maker have to maintain genetic diversity if they’re in a lab growing cells into meat?

Is it safe to assume all of those toxins found in the packaging leached out of the food?

Nobody is going to take this off road are they? That extra ground clearance will come in handy for getting over the windrow the plow left at the end of your driveway though.

My take is that ice cream is best enjoyed directly from the container it came in, while standing at the counter.

But you miss out on the fun of taking a bottle of sriracha from the fridge, letting it sit for 20 minutes and then having it explode everywhere when you attempt to open it.

Where do the pork cells come from? Hey, why concern yourself with loss of breeds when you can whittle the entire food supply down to one damn clone.

If you want a deal on a Bronco, get a 2 year old one in 2025. You could probably make a decent bit of profit on the cash in the 5 year interim as well.

I’ll take the lamb and mint chips. That sounds good!

My old garage had really good overhead lighting, but I found it was still hard to work underneath the car or dash. Need some sort of Saturday Night Fever floor to complement the overheads. Or open the door and let the sun (and bugs, and cold, and heat) in.

I’m not anti vaxxer, I’m anti blind risk taking.

So if I can buy a spark in Canada for 10000 CAD (7700 USD) then that’s a better deal than a spark in US for 13400 USD, right? It’s nearly half price!

Hot dogs are sausages.

Whatever. I didn’t necessarily mean literally 300 feet but a decent amount of space. I very rarely drive on highways anymore due to the aforementioned morons, but revoking a license for leaving too much space? Come on.