I’m hoping Agatha’s husband Ralph turns out to be Ralph Kramden. He threatened to send her to the moon one point and now he’s lying dead up there. 

The Wicked Witch of the Westview.

Just thinking of a kid who watched Phantom Menace and related to the young child, born into slavery who wanted to save his mother and become a pilot. And he ends up murdering children, being sliced up and set on fire. German fairy tales aren’t this dark. 

“Fake Pietro (yeah, I said it) is wearing a ratty version of Quicksilver’s comic book costume. It’s blue here, like in the movies, but was green in his first appearance in X-Men No. 4.” It was blue on the cover of X-men #4, Wanda was wearing a green version of her outfit.

Everyone Batman knows drops F bombs now. All the ships have sailed. 

So you’ve never seen SCTV, Splash, A Mighty Wind or Schitt’s Creek? You’re in for a series of treats.

Every WandaVision TV episode forward ten years. Every X-Men movie moves forward ten years. Whatever created the TV world also created the X-Men films. One a safe place for the dead Vision, one for the dead Pietro. And in every X-Men film Pietro never shows in the the big final fight, because that’s where he died in…

I like the idea that the X-Men movies were created by Wanda in the same way she created the sit-com world as a safe space for her brother like the sit-com one is for Vision. And like the sit-coms every time we go back to the X-Men they’ve moved forward a decade. And it would explain why his character usually gets…

So Stan Lee? 

Bering Thor actually made her cancer worse because her treatments were set back every time she transformed. 

Mephisto cured Johnny Blaze’s friend’s cancer (the reason he made the deal) but then he immediately died doing a stunt.  

A very well done story but sad that no one in the universe, aliens or gods had discovered a cure for cancer. 

So this is the movie based on that old Superfriends cartoon? 

I’m thinking that was a version of Swarm, the Nazi scientist made of bees.

Did he think the internet was going after him for his Tweets? We were all just doing a bit. It was a parody of people upset about a parody of being a bigot and bad father. 

It’s all been downhill since they stopped filming the series in Canada. 

I hop Trump’s final words to America are about fried clams. 

Save a little venom for when you find out what the accusations are. You’re peaking early AV Club. 

The impression really bothered Trump. So that’s good.