This wasn't common knowledge? 

Bummed. Don’t tease me with a good time like that.

Yeah, they should send a probe up to push it INTO our path.

Yeah. People keep talking about the torment ending apocalypse, but they never deliver on it.

Your so close. I would say 1 gets destroyed at a car meetup, move a few more to the perpetually sold and resold. And add at least one to an instagrammer fraud type person that will eventually go to jail... and you’re there.

Many of us have absolutely no way to do that.

Please don’t be creepy to women. Please also don’t be nice and/or helpful to women. So basically please don’t speak to women. But if you don’t speak to women, you’re in trouble, mister!

Ah, had to play the ol’ game of “Ro’ - Mac’ - ‘Bo” to choose which one, eh?

search your feelings, you know it to be true

Yeah, like I thought, no disagreement. In a competently policed world, they don’t have to participate in high speed chases. 

And yet the police officer was travelling at the same speed and did not crash. It’s almost as if there was a reason other than just the speed for the crash.

“I don’t have a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with cops.”
- Keith Richards

America would benefit from all these rules

Too bad Qui-Gon never learned that “shrug off getting impaled on a lightsaber” trick that all the Inquisitors seem to know

Turn away from the dark side.....

Я не знаю. Але я думаю, що це може бути.

How is driving the car abusing it? Isn’t that what the car is designed for? Yes, that’s a lot of mileage in a short amount of time, but how is that abuse?

Weirdly optimistic of them to think there is still going be an “Oscars” in ten years.

But, but... you guys tried to frame her as such a great and wise person while taking Sam Elliott’s comments completely out of context!

idk what the best response to whataboutism is, but I’m pretty sure it isn’t *defending the war on terror*.