leading with panties creaming regarding a man who spent the better half of the past two decades doubting his carreer, after being mentally torn over being sexualised. Really.

Agree agree agree. It was almost an excellent film — instead it's an okay film with moments of HOLY SHIT AWESOME.

Welcome to face sitting, buddy.

>:(

The purpose of the check engine light is to keep the mechanics at your local dealership employed. What did you think it was for?

ERROR! ERROR! You Bought a Chevrolet!

Yes, because he took more vacation time than any President in history. Obama's allowed his two fucking weeks.

At what point is the line drawn, between speaking out against injustice and annoying someone?

No wonder John Cusack isn't in Hot Tub Time Machine 2. He was loading up his hook with this Oscar bait.

"How am I not in this movie?!"

The more common offender on the woman side is the [expensive?] purse that cannot be put on the potentially dirty floor. Those with backpacks and shopping bags are a little more carefree in that regard.

I don't find this "relaxing" so much as "chokingly hilarious." Seriously, my face fucking hurts from laughing. WHY DOES SHE KEEP SWAYING AND WAVING HER HANDS AROUND.

I don't remember who said it, but it goes something like: "there's nothing more difficult in the world than turning $1 into $10. But there's nothing easier in the world than turning $1M into $10M."

Only goes to prove that Americans love the Myth of America more than they do the reality of it.

Thank you for writing this Rebecca. Purm was also a badass feminist and loved Jezebel.

Okay, just to play devils advocate here, a million dollars is really not a lot of money when you're designing and producing a piece of hardware like this. It's about as good as it can be for such a small investment.

So many potential Starbucks locations...

It looks like it's modular. Take the head and put it on another body.

"It's never going to be my turn."