“Nightbitch," eh?

Hack was done to identify targets who had access who coul be blackmailed, or otherwise coerced, thus MAKING it a (sort of) inside job. At least that's what I'm hoping.

Some oceans 11 shit. Love it.

This will go over well with the male fans of the comics aged 35 to 50.

Waited to see if he was ok. Then the giggle. Nice.

Ghostbusters (2016) was objectively bad and its “badness” had nothing to do with the ovary : testicle ratio. It was a shitty script and I feel bad that it wasted talented actors. 

Yeah, but then there’s bit rate. I can definitely tell the difference between a 128kb/s MP3 file and a 160kb/s one and 320kb/s...

Daniel Dey-Lewis is playing Dr. Doom. Confirmed.

Read. The. Contract.

Thank you! Jezus. How long are we going to play along like we’re dealing with any other intelligence than the one we already, barely have.

Nobody wants this but you, Airlines! Stop touting it like its gonna be great. It sucks. 

If you like money over fanboys...

That’ll be nice for the airlines bottom line...

Are you kidding? Your/my phone is TOTALLY listening to you/me. 

Rich people problems.

Chill everyone. He probably filmed a pre-taped segment that got cut.

Although I don’t agree with everything in your post, (the “vote” part most directly) I have to give it a star because its the most practical assessment of the “Dave Chapelle debate” i’ve read on here.

Not to lose the point or anything, but she DID get surgery tho, right? I mean, I know I noticed it. 

Eh... They can afford it. That’s not the issue. It’s not even complicated. The issue is that they may just not like the idea.

Ah, "Chrome premium AI" thats it. Whole new integration tier. $9.99/month.