Read “Star Wars: Ahsoka,” by E.K. Johnson.

Yeah, but HOW tho...?

Yuck.

Looks like a movie shot to make a trailer.

“Im in! I’ve been looking for an enormous land yacht for my 6'7" frame and lanky-ass children that wont kill me at the pump. How much?”

No.

This is what happens when the marketing budget for a movie is just as big, if not bigger than the production budget.

20 Years ago I joke that Viagra should release a new product, “Viagra: Dick Rub.”

Just show thats that tits have more rights that trans people and also women.

I tissue is really the worst thing to glean/wipe up jizz with.

He didn't pass out. They were aggressively making out and he ejaculated. But I can see how the ref may have been confused.

Just don’t rape. It’s really not that hard. Actually, it’s probably the easiest thing to not do.

I don’t need to read this shit... Goddammit.

I hope you're getting paid for this. 

Do you read, or do you just go straight to the self righteous grandstanding? 🙄

I’m not gonna lie, if not for the clear risk to passengers and crew, this sounds kinda baller. lol

Y9u’re cute... lol

Here to see all the armchair lawyers pop out the code. lol.

You definitely don’t.

Do you expect them to show it to the public so that it becomes inadmissible evidence?