Here’s the pitch meeting:

This is a cool car.

Not sure you know how “share-holders bottom line” works. 🙄

The reality is that the acquisition would (eventually) stifle competition AND be bad for Sony.

This person knows whats up.

I’m no fan of lawyers, but if I was Rockstar, I’d be making some calls.

When the C8 was first unveiled, I thought the brand had finally broken the cycle of designs that make every corvette look like dated, cheap, garbage after 5 years. Something about it, made it seem different.

Jesus Christ...

Is speed (in this case, lap time) really the measure you want to use to determine the level of friction the tires generate on a snowy surface?

Everyone loves a rebrand...

Look... I’m all for Charles Martinet voicing the character in the games. But I don’t know if I could do 90 minutes or more of his voice as dialogue in the movie without him toning it down significantly—I think that shit would get hella annoying. Enter: someone else.

This is really expensuv.

I think we can all agree its not a great logo.

That was a dope ass letter. 

This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard come out of Tarantino’s mouth since the “n-word.”

You’re hilarious. Seriously. Take it on the road. 

Mind your business.

The 2023 Honda Accord Just Got a Huge Makeover and it Looks Like a Jetta.

Will have to find a way to reduce drag to zero before this can work.

The recording/mixing is probably fine. The compression algorithms of the various streaming standards, plus various output formats that TVs, soundbars, etc., can decode create the mess.