Many _____ women are accused, often by ______ men, of “hating themselves” or being “race traitors” if they’re partnered with non-______ men. 

Without consideration of a universally agreed upon set of moral values, this type of shittiness is the only possible outgrowth of this economic system and the worst is yet to come.

I still cant bring myself to watch Game Of Thrones. Hell, I just listed to Frank Ocean’s Channel Orange yesterday for the first time, maybe nows the time?

You take it from here, SNL writers. 

I haven’t played Halo in a while, but I’m pretty sure there was a way to set up private matches where you could limit the weapons that are available during a match, right?

Too many trim levels.

Is she hoping to corner the ‘online, inflatable pool-based, swimsuit cleavage-focused, horny teen gamer market?’

This guy gets it...

Mmmm...does it, though..?

These crashes are still “under investigation.”

This doesn’t explain why people want to fuck dolphins.

Weird.

We’re waaaay post-truth, folks...

If Don Jr. can exist in our, ‘real’ universe, Kraven can reasonably exist in a fake one.

Don’t Look Up.

Some movies are just better off staying video games.

Dude is using more of his brain than your average streamer. To freestyle alone (and to do it well) requires intense brain power. Not everyone is wired (somewhat literally) to be able to do it.

Those brows, tho...

This is one of those things you can’t put back in the bag.

Mmmm... Omicron...