I wonder if Jeff Goldblum is tired of playing ‘Jeff Goldblum.’

You have ever right to pursue justice. When is the last time a legal outcome has represented justice, let alone “appropriately” was able to assess the value of a human life?

From the looks of your response, if looks like that line is drawn right before, or in from of “you.”

Hes suing for “almost being injured by discharge from a bullet?” Is that another way of saying emotional distress? Seems like lost wages would be a better way to go, unless that was already covered by production insurance. 

No.

My man was about to nut.

I’ve been in talks with Disney to take over directing this film, so this is not all that surprising to hear. We just have to come to terms on the whole dildo, X-Wing redesign.

Yup.

I can’t, with the voice.

Remember the Dreamcast.

a society of consumers.

Maybe this will be bridge the gulf between the NRA lobby and gun law advocates.

Cool story.

Whoever was driving was on the brakes too, long.

I don’t think people can LOOK like they watch a lot of porn, but if they could, I think they’d look a lot like Josh Hawley. (Same goes for how they sound and act.) 

I’m not signing up for Paramount+

C’mon people. Really looking silly...

I think the point of all of this is that Dave Chapelle doesn’t care what you think of him, and doesn’t need to. He has attained a level of power that in Western Culture transcends accountability in a way that only whiteness can.   

I know he’s not funny (puppet humor, let alone racist puppet humor is simply not funny) but I really do feel like all this attention on Dave Chapelle is really giving Jeff Dunham a pass.

this is america.