I mean... if this is what we want, this is what we want... Don’t let me kink-shame... but is this what we want? We want to fuck ‘swords?’

eehhh, watch those ones again... 

The first 32 minutes of Man of Steel I enjoyed, but boy did it shit the bed quickly after...

Sounds like YOU know how to make people happy...

I’ll take safe, boring and slightly controversial characters for $600...

Just don’t rape... at a minimum: no rapes.

Wait, did NICKI rape?

Do we need the plural “s” on POC?

It sure as hell would have been good for Superman to be featured in an actual, good movie.

Just hire LeVar Burton, please. Everyone would be happy and we can forget any of this happened. 

Who are Bialik and Richards?

Needs pop-up headlights... lol

Thats “heres $117, 000, keep quiet and everything will be fine,” money.

Sadly, I think this is probably the most coherent and straightforward a PR rep has ever been.

Sounds good... uh... "Bro..." ✌🏾

Oh, that JUST came out—-and that’s ONE good movie out of a slew of shitty ones. 1.3, I’ll give you the first 27 minutes of Man of Steel. And I don’t count Christopher Nolans stuff either, because they were TOO good and DC has done the opposite of that for more than a decade...

Ooh, close... We were looking for “making SHITTY, movies,” gotta have that “shitty” and remember, to have your responses in the form of a question, so we were looking for, “what is: making shitty movies.”

One Week Later...

What the F is DC doing..? I feel like not even they know...