Whoa, dude.

“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.”

Kathleen Turner deepfake. Not her best work. 

Morgan left the show because he learned indirectly the impact that his shitty, bigoted edgelording had a direct effect on someone he didn’t know, that it lead to someone almost killing themselves and he couldn’t handle that he knew his behavior was indefensible even for a child. Which is why he got up and walked out.

As a warning against the isolating effects of obsession and hubris, a now Villainous and brainwashed Michael Jordan deploys the evil Shadow League against Lebron and the Toons leading to a final, winner-take-all game to bring Jordan back into the light.

Oh, wait. NVM. 

I think we can dismiss this witness as lacking objective credibility. And also maybe a robot. 

You are not wrong.

Are people pissed that they may have sharded dope ass weapons that had previously been “set?”

Seems wasteful. Makes me wonder if there aren’t developers out there willing to buy the code from BioWare/EA and “finish” fixing the game.

I should have known better.

Um... No. Read better.

I just want someone to come in here and tell me they understand the complete breadth and depth of the story that seems convoluted and disjointed because unless you play EVERY mode of the game and don’t miss certain seasonal events, theres no way to ever follow it in a reasonably linear way.

This is fine.

Yeah, but how much do it COST to repair the issues that result from the lack in dependability after that MF is out of warranty. 

Do you think that you would buy one for yourself?

When you’re black, you don’t get to do things like this. 

As far as “cars that look like orthopedic shoes,” go, this one really looks like an orthopedic shoe.

I don’t think that anyone looking to buy a Tesla will say: “Oh, wait, the Chevy Bolt is a better value.”

I’d buy it to watch that unflappable group of rapscallions muck-it-up with clever banter that ever-so-slightly advances the overarching story of the MCU just enough to get you to watch some other crap that comes out in 2026.