If by “excellent” you mean “ugly,” then yeah, I’m right there with you.

*Starts seriously thinking about starting a career streaming games...

No.

This is me keeping my opinions to myself because I have nothing good to say.  

Welcome to Portland...

Thats a shitty day, no matter who you are.

I’m sorry. I.. I just... I’m sorry, no...

The only way this story makes sense to me, is if the passengers were black.

Why don’t they just make the challenges more difficult/complex, rather than weakening players?

Motive?

Meh.

Loud as a whisper, quiet as a Tiger’s roar. 

If you don’t have a cargo container, ready to go, as a part of your car theft plans, what’s the point?

This is a public service. But I still enjoy watching noobs try over and over to get this right until they give up a perfectly good spot out of frustration, or from the sheer volume of horns honking from the traffic they’ve backed up for block while they try to park. 

To me, releasing the tape is punishmentment enough—for Kraft and for any son-of-a-bitch with the stomach to watch that clip when it leaks.

Volkswagen Is Spending a Billion on a Battery Factory to Try to Leapfrog Range Measurement regulation.

Blazers are out of gas. 

I elicit a particular amount of pleasure from reading these types of articles just to confirm that I care so little about them.

Would “I eat anus” be acceptable?  

The one on the left wins.