Somehow, the missing comma after “wedding” takes the sting off a bit. But its still great. 

Actually, Kinja IS a lot like family court and this game:

No.

Wheres that Weinstein episode...? The Trump one? 

And.... Of COURSE she has a heart condition... Goddammit. Because it wasn't shitty enough before that part of the article, she has a heart condition...

Was/is this a good game?

C'mon... Even a dumb person knows when they're not smart.

Is this the short that will be playing front of Toy Story 4. Should be. But it wont. But it should. 

Sigh... Watch the Clone Wars...

This will never see the light of day. Kraft has too, much money. If it does, there will never be another Super Bowl in Florida, again.

I hope to speak for both men and women in saying that I’m more concerned with how these come OFF.

Gangster.

Ah...teammates... 

Is that also a fake radiator?

I saw it live, and as a courtesey to anyone who may stumble upon this. DO NOT WATCH. Do not watch. Cannot unsee.

Well what do you know... I didn’t know there was a difference.

I didn’t say I’d DRIVE it. Lol. I just said I wouldn’t wreck it.

Give ME a Lambo... After every 10 car wrecks of cars over $150K involving nothing but the driver, the 10th rich person should have to buy one of equal, value to the one they wrecked and give it to a poor. 

I’ve been there. Some days you just don’t want to get beaten by someone who has no business beating you, and then you do and it sucks.

Oh, mysegenistic, (potentially racist in this context) cognitive dissonance we all seem to feel that makes us uncomfortable when masculinity is juxtaposed with normal, reasonable emotional responses to disappointment and the perception of failure, as opposed to success and dominance.