If you consider Equilibrium an “Action Movie,” by that same token, Eternal Sunshine is a “Drama.”

Did that thief get out of a Jaguar? I mean, I know thieves come from all different walks, but, dude...

Shit. Show.

I believe that Russell Westbrook will fuck you up. 

You had ONE JOB, movie! ONE JOB: Don’t be Racist!

The most unbelievable thing about this anecdote is that Trump explained something.

I can understand, that as a teenaged boy, popping a boner, is a real possibility at any given moment, without the prospect of writhing around on a mat in spandex with a girl, also wearing spandex.

Your gender is not holding you back, love. It’s something called 'fragile male ego,' and honesty, (clearly) that can't hold you back either...

Woman Attempting to Take a Selfie Attacks Jaguar at an Arizona Zoo.

I’m gonna say four things and then see my way out:

Wait... “nearly?”

Nail... Meet Coffin.

This is fine. Everything is fine.

Its pretty.

This will not go over well.

Gross.

But at 8 years old and with a basic knowledge of how to use a cell phone...