The most unbelievable thing about this anecdote is that Trump explained something.

I can understand, that as a teenaged boy, popping a boner, is a real possibility at any given moment, without the prospect of writhing around on a mat in spandex with a girl, also wearing spandex.

Your gender is not holding you back, love. It’s something called 'fragile male ego,' and honesty, (clearly) that can't hold you back either...

Woman Attempting to Take a Selfie Attacks Jaguar at an Arizona Zoo.

I’m gonna say four things and then see my way out:

Wait... “nearly?”

Nail... Meet Coffin.

This is fine. Everything is fine.

Its pretty.

This will not go over well.

Gross.

But at 8 years old and with a basic knowledge of how to use a cell phone...

He better sign his ass off...

Caught Red Needled. 

“Fuck Bret Stephens” should be the subject line of every email sent.

That dude, Stephens does not know how to high-road... SMH...

There was no as handing on the part of Stephens. That response was lame as fuck.