The owner of the car Must’ve been black. 

Alright. That’s enough...

He wont retire. Not when there’s a Trailblazers jersey waiting for him...

There needs to be a “black kettle” emoji.

That shit goes inside of a chicken, not a disposal.

There must be a term associated with the transition between being a victim and participating in ones own abuse.

SADFACE.

SADFACE.

I live in Portland, OR. These things are the Mercedes Benz’s of the Pacific Northwest. 

Serious question: Is he even any good at golf?

“I don’t know what I can do, I just don’t know what I CAN do.”

Agree. Any “demand” for this kind of thing comes solely from a publisher, or studio looking to make more money. Period. If you need a chart explaining how to play a game that isn’t an instruction manual (what happened to instruction manuals, btw?) then you’re doing it wrong

Go home, Tom. You're drunk.

I guess as R. Kelly is slowly being brought down, this douche is finding his stride.

How does this dude still work? I mean that literally and figuratively.

When you build something out of Legos that is based on an object, I’m not sure why one would be shocked to find, upon completion, that it looks like the object they were intending to replicate.

Se even has the excessive face smoothing down.

Who took Katherine Schwarzenegger’s upper lip?

Kristen Gilleibrand looks like a ghost, will not win Presidency. No one wants a ghost President. 

Vaudeville.