Somebody start the clock...

Does he get the touchdown back?

Are you a flat-earther?

Do you know what ‘up’ and what ‘down’ is? What about ‘top’ and ‘bottom?’

Maybe you have a fucking lazy eye or something?

Is it part of police training to hold a sidearm at a 45 decree angle like that, or is that just video games?

LMFTFU:

And 1...

Uniforms. School, fucking Uniforms. (including jackets and shoes)

Is she, though..?

Green was on an episode of “When Keeping it Real, Goes Wrong.” 

Everyone here is wrong because no one is talking about a grill and an oven. 

The US military and the people who serve in it are not beyond reproach. In fact, the women and men who serve in the armed forces should represent the highest standards of morality of character and conduct and should be rewarded with material and civil respect.

This is what I’ve never understood about recounts and the candidates who hold slim leads: They exude such confidence in the initial fairness and impartiality of their slim victory (which by law requires an automatic recount) but claim partiality, skepticism disdain about a the process and cry foul.

I’m sure the families of the 25 people who’ve died so far, love this photo.

Can someone explain the evil, one, black, leather, elbow-length glove?

Everybody wants a Fortnite...

Happy Birthday. Here’s your “impromptu" hepatitis A - Q and every staff infection you could ever ask for.

calling bullshit on Philly. Nightmare. Just try finding the right city center train, or getting picked up at the right place, or getting to any flight on time that does not depart at 6AM.

Amy Schumer?