...Mmmm... almost. Maybe if you had “after” in all caps. But even still, not your best work. 

Fuck all this shit.

I was told that trains cannot stop that quickly. Maybe those are freight train rules?

Work/Life balance?

Um... maybe read that post again...

Bellend.

Song is creepy AF.

Also sounds a little like it was about two, to three, ill-placed lyrics away from some #metoo-type implications.

Does she get royalties?

Its every design element from every model year car designed after 2015, stuffed into one envelope.

“Making statements such as these as a means to justify not being arrested are unusual in my experience as a law enforcement officer and I believe further demonstrate the suspect’s level of intoxication,” the officer wrote in the report.

Yeah. This makes no sense.

This is The Onion, right?

You can’t read. You’re lying. Can your kids read? I guess thats a better question.

Jesus...

If you didn’t care what anyone thinks, you wouldn’t have been in here for the past 48 hours defending your position and responding to every comment someone posted in response to your unsympathetic, unempathetic position.

Do you know how to read?

Do you people know how to read?

The fact that, based on my contextual experience (I am a parent) relative to your experience (lack of contextual experience) you consider this a dichotomous, “right vs. wrong” situation, says a lot about your perception of relevant and objective reality and it’s limited efficacy in resolving this discussion.

...Until you get it right, dude. Until you get it right. ;)