Yeah. This makes no sense.

This is The Onion, right?

You can’t read. You’re lying. Can your kids read? I guess thats a better question.

Jesus...

If you didn’t care what anyone thinks, you wouldn’t have been in here for the past 48 hours defending your position and responding to every comment someone posted in response to your unsympathetic, unempathetic position.

Do you know how to read?

Do you people know how to read?

The fact that, based on my contextual experience (I am a parent) relative to your experience (lack of contextual experience) you consider this a dichotomous, “right vs. wrong” situation, says a lot about your perception of relevant and objective reality and it’s limited efficacy in resolving this discussion.

...Until you get it right, dude. Until you get it right. ;)

No.

You clearly do not have children. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be spewing this asinine bullshit.

Can’t really see it so much as I have to imagine it.

If you have to do that much to a stand-in, to make the stand-in functional as a “stand-in,” I think you might need to find a new stand-in.

Those are pants.

Well, you certainly don’t ‘have’ to...

“I am Jack’s unresolved mix of amazement and concern.” 

Yes.

In the scheme of things, that may not be a lotta money to be losing. But in the scheme of things, thats a lot of money to losing.

Definitely a looker.

Not a looker.