When/if you figure out if it was another player, please do report. That would be a major, major development, no?

Um... phrasing?

What was in that silver SUV (GMC trailblazer? Envoy?) that had it’s suspension feeling some sorta way?

I’m sorry, but WHO WANTS THIS? I mean, not even car companies want this. It this an OIL thing? Nobody wants this!!!!

SERENITY NOW!!!!!

Don’t corner too, hard. At speed, that thing looks like it’ll do like bread on Thanksgiving.

“melt cookies.”

Wait... Wasnt there already a stupid movie that came out some time ago called, wait for it... “Last Christmas?”

Carmelo is still a great basketball player who can score if you give him the touches and put up 20. Granted he has to be happy in order to perform at a hight level, but who doesn’t?

Pshhhh, who HASN’T done this? Pretty sure this is in the playbook, just before jumping between two dates in separate sections of the same restaurant.

Wrong. YOU, individually might not suck, but as a group (aka, ALL of you) lets just say you aren’t making many friends out here.

Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, Pam from The Office and Tonya Harding. All form a crazy, Deep-Cover Hydra of Russian spies.

Really? “DwightCoward?” C’mon man don’t bring a black kettle to a gun fight.

“I freaked out a lot of Seattle residents wondering why there was a woman with a camera, binoculars, and some dead animals loitering in front of their house for long periods of time.”

Sounds like the law is broken, doesn’t it?

I’m not sure whats more fascinating about this picture: the fact that some one strapped a perfectly good washing machine on an unremarkable Jeep product, or the fact that I’ve been to that Gas Station in Abilene.

I think Kawhi’s quad is starting to act-up on him again...

Yeah, you’re (probably) not black.

This is a TERRIBLE trade and Toronto got hosed. Kawhi isn’t trying to stay in Canada. Masai Ujiri just blew his wad for a rental and lost one of the most solid players in the league in Rozan and destroying their Easter conference dominating presence. What, so Leonard can show up for a year, and then go to the Lakers…

What if in 15 years, 35% of American boys have Autism? What happens then?