Oh, I forgot “he’s so good looking/rich/famous he doesn’t need to rape anyone”

“Boys will be boys”, “Everyone deserves a second chance”, “There are two sides to every story”, “he was drunk/upset/whatever”, “women are greedy liars”, etc. Take your pick

by these rules, i can easily do.... 3600 pushups in one hour.

So I was expecting to watch this and walk away thinking the critics were pedants. But even my fitness-knowledge-lacking ass knows that whatever she was doing is nowhere close to a damned burpee. It’s also odd that the critique is being framed as somehow gender-motivated. Yes, we can assume that there exist assholes…

I was able to watch it. Still looking for that first rep.

Watches video... yeah, that’s not a burpee. It’s not even close. Is it cool she did 1490 of them? Sure. Would she let her training clients get away with these “burpees”? Not in the least.

1. Good for her!

I gotta agree with the “haters”. If you’re arms don’t go up (and most people jump) at the end then that’s not a burpee. While it’s still awesome she did that many I don’t think she should get the record for this half assed attempt.

That’s her job? I hope you never need a defense attorney so you can keep judging them from afar.

Defending shitty people doesn’t mean she’s a shitty person. Every rapist and murderer that gets to court has (at least theoretically) a lawyer, well versed in the law, to represent them to ensure appropriate weight is given to the circumstances and any mitigating factors that should be considered. Even horrible humans…

Every lawyer defends at least one or two shitty people.

Yess Lili & Cole. Tweens on Tumblr (and myself) should be going crazy right about now.

I got to preview part of the exhibit at the cloisters today and it was badass. Definitely one of their better themes.

These people think a party is tedious and boring? They should try working a desk job. Or being janitors. Or working in an Amazon warehouse.*

Agreed. If I could attend one celebrity event and eavesdrop on everyone, this would be it.

I look forward more to the Met than the Oscars. The Met sounds exactly like the kind of event I would KILL to attend: getting dressed up in painful yet beautiful fashion, where it’s invitation only and you get to walk around, act like you’re better than everyone because you know you are, kiss somebody’s ass then talk…

I think William and Catherine have done an excellent job with making the monarchy relevant to modern day society. So has the Queen, actually. Some examples: The Queen changed the Succession to the Crown Act so that a female heir to the throne isn’t bumped down the line in the event of the birth of a male sibling (she…

Being a “free thinker” in Kanye’s context means, “my ignorance is as valid as your knowledge”. It’s not.

Bible-thumpers don’t ever read the shit in the Bible. They might as well be thumping a piece of wood because they sure as shit don’t live the way the Bible tells them to.

We’ve already arrived at the jokey part of this administration. “Oh, that Donald, what a scamp, running around with porn ladies!”

The dickweeds who fought tooth-and-nail to keep me from being able to legally marry my partner are the same Bible-thumpers who are now excusing Trump’s NUMEROUS philanderings as, “It…