Saying “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people” is like saying “Steam shovels don’t dig holes, people dig holes” It’s true, but a guy with a steam shovel can dig one hell of a hole compared to a guy without one.

Wasn’t there a story in the Bible where Jesus was faced with 5,000 hungry people, so he took five loaves of bread and two fish, and he broke the bread and said to the crowd “This is my food, you all deserve to die slowly from starvation if you can’t buy food” and then ate all the food and smugly watched the unwashed…

I don’t think you can call something “neo-X” if it rejects the basic fundamental premise of X.

This man is a perfect example of everything that is wrong with this society. Elitist, condescending ill informed career politician who’s afraid of his nose being taken out of the trough.

I feel like I’m in the Twilight Zone. In what world do you ask sarcastically whether food, clothing and shelter are rights to imply that they clearly are not?

This is absolutely insane! This was literally a South Park episode two weeks ago. The character Tweek tries to make nice with North Korea and the president completely undermines him in tweets.

Ah, I get it now, we’ve all seen this in movies and police dramas a million times. Tillerson is playing the “good cop,” and Trump is playing the “mentally unstable narcissistic cop with the temperament and intelligence of a toddler.”

And didn’t even trump say that the birther stuff was nonsense? I mean, he didn’t put it in those words and he blamed Hillary for starting it, but he did acknowledge Obama was born in the US at some point. Or did I imagine that? This whole year has felt like I’ve imagined large parts of it during a fever.

Except that Arpaio isn’t a Boomer ...

I’m pretty sure if Leiberman was on a ballot with a D after his name, we’d be inundated with pleas to vote for him simply to prevent a Republican from winning.

When I was very little my mom had to make those decisions - I remember all kinds of weird home remedies and her accusing us of faking sick, which (understandably) was a huge fucking crime. When I was in elementary school I would try to fake NOT sick when I was (I still have this reflex). My asthma medication was to…

Bush did that twice, and both times gasoline prices doubled (to $6/gal here in California) for about 6 months from when the checks were distributed. Those “economic stimulus programs” were just a wealth transfer from the government to oil companies with the taxpayer as middlemen.

Kochaine is helluva drug!

Do you... do you think Democrats were the ones looking into it?

The main GOP problem is Mr. Trump opening his mouth. That the GOP has no plan to replace the ACA should surprise no one. The GOP’s only goal was to get rid of the ACA. None of the 60+ bills passed ever had a replace component because the GOP does not believe the country should provide health care to the citizens. Mr.…

Maybe the next time he goes to check on his business ventures on a diplomatic trip in a well-known, massive terrorism-funding nation Saudi Arabia some “very fine person” will spray his orange body parts across the sand offer him another medallion and an honorary title and he’ll decide he wants to be a prince over…

That is at least two bananas, right?

Please. Let’s don’t start romanticizing Bush, Jr. We don’t have to do that.

John Kelly has got to be pounding down enough tums every time 45 goes out to one of his public masturbation rallies that he shits concrete.