Oh, what a tangled Webb we weave when first we practice to receive.

Shh! It’s not a silent killer if you tell everyone about it!

I am all for unconventional, untested methods of execution. Badgers. Anti-freeze mixed with Kahlúa. Skydiving, just normal skydiving. The Amy Schumer special. Being surprised to death. As long as it satisfies my bloodlust I am all for it. Orphans. Kill them with orphans. So many orphans.

We are fucking barbarians.

I can no longer remember John Sununu without remembering this bit in MST3K: The Movie:

To cover their asses over a potential unwarranted high speed chase; blame the victim, not themselves.

Oh no, the confrontation was necessary. The subject wouldn’t LISTEN when he was COMMANDED by a police, which as we know is tantamount to God telling you to jump. When you do not listen and obey to the police they must force you to listen and obey so that you will learn, even if you die, that you WILL listen to the…

A Tale of Two Cities really did a good job pointing out that the excesses of the Terror were completely and utterly the result of the horrible, horrible aristocracy and insanely corrupt system it was fighting.

That basic, smirky little face of hers makes me want to hurl.

Best part is that they may have wasted all the tax payers money to watch the eclipse near the path of totality. He’s the first treasure secretary to visit Fort Knox in 70 years, conveniently during the hours of totality. McConnell tweeted about watching the eclipse from the roof and quickly deleted it.

Why are so many of the people associated with this administration grotesque and cartoonish-looking?

She has that smarmy look that reminds me of Martin Shkreli. Every picture makes me dislike her, just on that facial expression.

This is our future:

forced integration

He didn’t just point the gun at the first. He aimed and pulled the trigger. The only reason Long isn’t dead is that, like 90% of gun owners, Preston didn’t know how to handle his weapon and didn’t have a round chambered. This was attempted murder.

Absolutely. You’re right. Doxxing is dangerous. I mean it literally when I say that this is not doxxing. This is a more effective version of milk cartons and wanted posters. This isn’t trying to root out the identity of someone who anonymously said some shit you didn’t like online. These pictures aren’t being posted…

So you saw a post about Jew-hatred, and thought, “let me accuse a Jew of doing the wrong thing, based on the assumption that he loves money!”

Why are Brett Michaels and Aaron Carter fighting? That lead picture is confusing.

The Post’s “esteemed editorial board” is headed by Fred Hiatt, who hasn’t seen a war he hasn’t liked or cheerleaded for in decades. Just because Trump hates it, doesn’t mean The Post is the dreaded liberal media.

The post is owned by the richest man in the world.