Yes, seriously. Wild parakeets are monk parakeets, which are much hardier than budgerigars (budgies). A budgie might be able to survive for a day or two in warm weather, but probably not. The bird in the video is just a regular little budgie.
 

Well, that was gross, and eff you for sharing it. I hope someone from their jurisdiction’s Animal Control unit sees this and opens up an animal cruelty investigation. Because that’s what this is.

What a stupid fucking idiot.

why would you want to set your parakeet free? What the fuck is wrong with people?

Man, I was on-fucking-board, nodding my head and muttering ‘yeah, man! Yeah! I still play video games, man, and I’m still pretty damn good at them! I’m aging well!’

Maybe you haven’t realized it yet, but it makes far more sense for a 50-year old to be commenting on a blog than someone in their 20s.

Bull Shit.

To some extent, I agree with you. However, I would argue once you have arrived at the airport for your flight, you have purchased a service and the airline has agreed to supply that service.

the fuck does Tom Bergeron have to do with this?

This is the same argument for people who argue in favor of management over labor. Theoretically, only a tiny, fraction of a percent of people should be making those arguments, yet, anecdotally, it is an alarmingly large percentage.

They look like goldfish. I’m not trying to “body shame” because I generally like goldfish but they look like goldfish that a bored witch turned into people.

Yes. Sell single-payer as a tax cut for business.

“how do you do, fellow kids?”

It has been time to bring back the CCC for the last 20 years. Our infastructure is shit, our national parks and monuments are woefully understaffed, internet and cellular phone connectivity in rural areas is fucking terrible, and there’s basically no jobs out there that can help high school graduates not going to…

I can now leave work a happy person.

Who drove it better?

This is what (piece of shit) apple skittle have done to me. Those nasty green apple ones go in the garbage.

This is where I would think a right-elbow to the face is completely acceptable.

Or as a reply to your dentist’s office sending you an alert reminder for your upcoming appointment.

Awesome! I’ll post a picture of 9 solid inches of Shea-dong soon. I just gotta wait for my two brothers to arrive to get in the picture.