Wow...just wow. That..was amazing. I hereby vote to give you your own TV show! On Adult Swim

Again, it’s a shame she’s not running for president.

Holy crap that is hilarious. I pictured that entire thing as a cartoon. WOULD WATCH!

YES!!! Lord Jesus YES!!

I wish I could star this more times. This goes along with the idea that if you wear make-up or straighten or color your hair it’s because you hate yourself. No. It’s because I like the way it makes me look and it is fun to experiment with different looks.

That is one of the funniest things that I have ever heard in my life. Bravo.

I really wish I could star that more times. This comment is so so perfect.

Yeah just no. No. That woman should have been locked in the bathroom or something for the rest of the flight, that is horribly gross. Feet are disgusting smelly sweaty crusty flaky yuckness. Bare feet touching my bare skin is justifiable freak out time. And she got your face!? Nope.

Have you tried Lactaid or Lactose free milk? I’m lactose intolerant so anything regular milk based gives me stomach cramps and conclusions but I don’t have any issue with the lactose free milk.

When I was a teenager I used to make batches of “margarine cookie dough” (butter cookies for poor people) and proceed to eat the entire bowl myself. Several times. This accounts for at least 50 lbs. I EARNED my fat. #wouldhappilydoitagain

I figure what the hell, just maybe he can convince Ignant McHockeyPuckEater to change his mind.

Was not expecting that and actually very loudly snort laughed at my desk at work.