whistle rails go woo WOOO!

The police ramming these rioters don’t really bother me . There is a difference between protesters and rioters  .Protesters should be protected rioters need to be protected against . When a crowd attacks it can get real ugly real fast .

Wow, fuck those people.

It’s fucking gross, man. They just assume you’re in on it and try to have these racist conversations I haven’t heard in Texas since the 80's. They’re fucking shocked when you call them out on it.

Drunk driver crashes into roundabout. Hundreds lay dead around burning wreckage.

Goddamn people with their goddamn smartphones! RUUUUNNN! Don’t stand there filming the monster battle like a fool, do you WANT to get eaten, huh?!

I want the 10 years down the road dad bod version

Oddly enough he sold it back to gamestop for $13 in store credit.

Pretty sure all those WWIII jokes were the first meme of the year.

Segways have always had two wheels. 

YEEEAAAHH!

Yep, here too in Oregon. And cars that are driving well into dusk with no lights whatsoever. As someone said above, just because YOU can see, don’t assume that other people can see YOU.

Ah, a Jeff. Time to dig this up:

She seems nice and all, but I’m not sure why she’d want to play a plum.

Condoms!?!?! Ye olde “bate” and switch I see.

Ill be real, while I appreciate the gun is a referencer, they dont look all that similar to each other to me.