Exactly. What exactly was she expecting? It’s titty restaurant.

All breastaurants are bags of dick for sure, but at the same time it’s kinda weird to make a claim of appearance based discrimination against a company whose raison d’être is appearance based discrimination.

I’m the same way, albeit in Toronto I always make it a point to find the CN Tower during my commute downtown for work every day. It always looks a little different depending on the angle, the weather, and my attitude that day - but it always fills me with a little bit of awe in the ‘wow... that thing exists’ kind of…

So am I wrong to think True Religion jeans (and jean shorts, ffs) are strictly the province of gelled ‘n’ fake-baked L.A. toolsheds? I have never seen a dude in TR jeans that didn’t make me go hurrgh. They’re like the Ed Hardy of denim, right?

Generalized Anxiety Disorder sufferers unite!

One of the more memorable awe events I’ve experienced was the first time I was in the Rockies and saw the mountains close up on a family trip from Utah to Denver. Literally took my breath away. Of course that could have been the altitude, but wow. It was crazy gorgeous. And now that I think about it, I don’t think I…

Awe definitely helps depression and I truly believe it makes people kinder and more generous. Lately I’ve been fairly awe-deprived, but I have been fortunate enough to spend a lot of time in the wilderness and up close and personal with plenty of wild fauna that a lot of people don’t get to see/experience. And those…

That doesn’t really surprise me when I think about it. The more open you are to incredible things & the more honest you are about how floored you are by them probably makes you more open to new & different things, places, and people.

And while we’re on the topic, can I ask all Jezzies to swear to not make their children hug or kiss anyone if the child refuses to? Kids need to know they have decision rights over their own bodies, and coercing them to “Hug Nana!” when the child plainly doesn’t want to hug Nana sends a confusing and bad message.

People who think they’re entitled to hug you are evil.

I watched some documentaries recently on plane crashes and one of them had several lap babies who were either seriously injured or killed. So I thought it was fine for the little kid to chill out under the seat when the 'fasten seatbelts' sign is off, but that the car seat is there if things go down.

Yeah, I kind of hate how it’s just expected that of your kid is under two OF COURSE you will hold them on your lap. That shit is dangerous! They should be in their own seat, in a car seat, where they can’t become a projectile if the plane hits an air pocket. I know I will seem like a complete asshole here, but if you…

I too, a grown man, call her that. I’m not proud.

Yeah, why is it even a question about whether the kid has their own seat? Yes, absolutely you should buy another ticket for the kid.

Exactly!! Yet every time I point that out on Facebook whenever friends post these ridiculous ads, I get accused of "negative thinking." *Sigh*

Hence my comment:

Was hoping for a twist ending.

Yeah. In a way, it's actually reinforcing the "beauty = worth as a person" idea.

Eh, this actually bothers me less than some of their other advertising. The problem, of course, is that Dove has no market to sell to when women don't feel inadequate.