No no, Zoodles are animal noodles. (Any 80’s kids from Canada back me up?)

Ah, but then if the kids with ADHD or one that is on the spectrum “fail” the interview (I feel weird even typing that) they fall under the protection of the act, as you cannot deny housing based on disability. So it really serves no purpose other than to be stupid asshats.

An acquaintance and her new hubby bought into a 35+ condo building. And then got pregnant a year later. Whoops.

I see your point, yet I really feel strongly that that is not the way to do it. Show your teacher (or whomever your staff is) support, by “placating” assholes you give them power.

WTF? So I assume that you were over the legal age in your area, being a teacher and all. Why did the admin feel the need to bring you in to the office? THIS is what kills me, admin who can’t just say to the busy body parents, “That is really non of your concern, or mine.” And Tampons and beer? So? I am so grumpy at…

I snorted coffee out my nose at this. The fact that I found it so amusing solidifies my assertion that I am a bad person.

Am I a horrible person since my first thought was he KISSED her on the LIPS? Jeebus. I won’t let my partner out of the bedroom when he’s virused up - and even then I wipe down everything with bleach.

Canadian with friends living in the US - they say all the McD’s and KFC there is soooo bad. People don’t believe her when she tells them fast food in Canada isn’t *that* bad.

Up in Canuckistan it’s contractors and newbies getting the axe from O&G offices. And some superfluous admin/tech support. Geologists, engineers and MBAs are all safe, so far. Even with WTC at something like $56/b

I used it. My 3rd child was a “runner”. He hated being in a stroller (and at two he was well able to walk so fuck that) and have you ever tried walking around with your arm above your head all day? Not fun, so I imagine it would suck for him to have to hold my hand waaay up there. So we put a monkey backpack on him,…

I’ve only heard of people who thought the Murine thing was a good idea, but I have actually seen a bartender give the barmat shot to a dick customer. I am a terrible person, I laughed.

um, well...Nevermind.

Well I’ll be. Then I guess I’ll just have to hate on mayo for its disgusting-ness, not it’s deadly-ness. Thanks for enlightening me.

or when referring to the equinox.

Excedrin works best for my headaches, but I think it’s the caffeine - caffeine is a vaso constrictor and in general my headaches are caused by vaso dilation (according to my gp) so a can of coke and a tylenol work as well. In general, i am more of a ibuprofen/naproxen fan for pain (most of my pain would be sport…

Yes: zucchini. No: mushrooms.

Taro. The white and purple thing is Taro. And it is pretty good. Your list is on point.

I thought the kids had big “ham hands” (earlier in the tale he mentioned how Method Man said he was a big 16 yr old.) Finally I understood when the mom saved the day, so yeah, he could have handled that situation better.

I worked as a server in a bar, we had to wear little belly baring tops. Once a “customer” asked to touch my belly, I politely declined, he became insistent, I kept declining. He reached out and grabbed me around the waist and ran his hand down my abs. I punched him full force in the gut, he puked and got kicked out of…

Safeway must have great donation policies. I worked a summer in a “disadvantaged” neighbourhood running free kids’ programs out of the local park. After about a week I noticed there were about 15 kids who weren’t going home for lunch. So I went to the local Safeway, and asked for donations so I could make lunches.…