I feel sad for angry seniors. How on earth did they last so long in a world that is SO OBVIOUSLY out to get them!?

I did some time as a Timmies worker, and the sugar button (from what I remember) was one size. So a large coffee got the same “one” sugar as a medium, so most people who have a medium on and one would get a large double double.

I have a special face I like to use, called my “Customer Service” face, a combination of “I am bored”, “I am too stupid to remember to breathe” and “I am stoned”, a semi-lifeless, glazed eyed, open mouthed stare. The stupid/angry combination expects you to be a mouth breathing moron, so I give them what they want.…

My favorite coffee shop ever makes it with melted chocolate and it is the best ever. They also have hands down the best homemade soups in the world. It’s a Gaelic cafe in the West of Ireland, so it’s a little hard to get to now.

When the storyteller was leading up to HOW AWESOME the hot chocolate was I was ready for it to be melted chocolate in milk. How disappointed was I when they broke out the “chocolate syrup” ? VERY.

Yes! My spouse and I (not Korean) went out with another couple (not Korean) to a Korean BBQ place where we were the only people who weren’t Korean. We let our server know it was our first time and we were kind of out of our element. The staff were so kind about helping us order and explaining what everything was. They…

So you’ve been in line behind my mother? I’m sorry. She might have asked for a t-aaaaa-co. Or Eye-talian bread as well.

Gut rot. Not good. Cheap. Lots of caffeine. Tastes like cigarette ash. But the doughnuts are good. :)

I worked at a “athlesiure” clothing store and we would find bloody tampons on the floor in the changing room. Why??????

Yes! When I go on long rides outdoors (I love my road bike) I just wear the padded shorts and go commando under- waaaay more comfortable than havin seams everywhere!

Bamboo-organic cotton blend. No chafing, and kind of wicking(?) They are loverly soft too.

I may be a weirdo, but I wear a thong under my tights when I go workout (even to spin) because I think it makes my butt look better. :(

As a university student that would drive me crazy too, when my fellow students would be loudly packing up before the prof was done. I get it, we all have full schedules and don’t want to be late for the next class - BUT I actually find the material interesting, please let me hear what they have to say!!! (That and the…

I slept with a virgin (when I wasn’t) and for whatever reasons I didn’t know he was a virgin until he told me afterwards. He was INCREDIBLE. We had amazing chemistry.

Side profile! I found a photo of me side profile (and I thought it is one of my “better” photos, I look pretty cute in it) and it said 47! Maybe the program’s side points are set up funny, making it age us out?

I think the lowest age the program is set up to recognize is 2 years old.

My best girlfriends (one of my bridesmaids and a couple of teammates) did a similar thing for us, just a little “wedding night” box, since they figured we wouldn’t have much to eat with all the visiting. At the end of a long night, it was HEAVEN to tuck into the snacks they sent. Very thoughtful.

Me as well. Husband and my two sons, guessed theirs within a year. Me (40) said 27! Yay! daughter (7) got 14!! What?

Edit: I used a pic of my 7 year old daughter and it said 14. It got my sons’ and my husband’s ages correct (thought it guessed the gender of my youngest boy as girl. But he is very pretty.) Maybe women are just hard?

Maybe his parents died and left him some cash. It isn’t always a happy story on the other end either.