Ask for your money back

Shut the fuck up.

I for one welcome my new alien overlords.

Yes, and Kim, please also remember that your kids will eventually see their father in the depths of a complete mental break that you and your family did nothing to contain, treat or attempt to minimize.

Haunted by what though?

The source adds that Kardashian West’s main concern is how her husband’s revelations about their private life may affect their four children (North, 7, Saint, 4½, Chicago, 2½, and Psalm, 14 months).

I’m not sure how helpful I can be without knowing your friend better, but one thing that struck me about the situation is that, while your friend is definitely not being the best they could by encouraging people to put themselves at more risk, if the job she knows involves flogging tickets for Disney or whatever,…

I imagine the required 14-day quarantine when moving between countries at Epcot Center has got to be a real drag.

This guy was arguing the other day that if women don’t want to be raped they shouldn’t get drunk ever

“I have no idea why Twitch banned me.”

If you can’t breathe while wearing a mask, you definitely shouldn’t go outside at all because you are high risk of dying from a variety of respiratory conditions.

Hang on, just need to add that to my tally of laws broken by Trump.

5 CFR § 2635.702(c)

They don’t stay upright... did you watch the video?

“ethnic intimidation” = “being non-white around someone who is terrified of everyone who is not white”. It’s like an agoraphobe trying to sue the outdoors for being there.

The article opens with “I live for all things pink” so the headline is just a little weird, not wrong.

Spoken like someone who has never had a job that required them to work outside in the sweltering heat.

*all the time, in some places, or at least for weeks on end.