This is the first time, “Do you know who my parents are” did absolutely nothing to help them. I bet if you ask them, over half compare themselves to refugees in one way or another...

Because it was all trustafarians with absolutely zero perspective. For rich sheltered dipshits, anything less than easy comfort is suffering.

I can’t get over how everyone speaking about this FYRE fiasco keep talking about people being “safe”. You can almost hear the hushed tones around the word. Give me a break. A day or two stuck on an island in the Bahamas with apparently no water or plumbing system admittedly sounds awful, but I really don’t think…

I did have that same thought while posting that, actually! But in retrospect, the actual underlying movie craft was well done. Bad editing could have made the whole thing into an unfunny disaster instead of one of the best movies I saw last year. Gratuitous excess is part of what makes Deadpool great - but it was…

would have been gratuitous and beside the point.

I was going to complain about a hairy, sarcastic, brown neighbor who, I believe, has been eating my cats.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

I need a moment to compose myself so I can give a proper response to this...

truly a shocking turn of events

The first four games of the Celtics-Bulls series made no sense.

I could get dick literally anytime

Perhaps Felger’s wife will say to him, “I wish YOU had worked more.”

That’s why I tend to applaud companies who force employees to take their vacation days. Everyone needs a break now and then, no matter how EXTREME their work ethic is.

The best is when people you know talk about how “productive” they are and feel the need to be “productive” on their days off from work, because if they aren’t actively accomplishing something then they are a failure.

It’s the same mindset that causes idiots to voluntarily not use their vacation days because they have such a better work ethic than you, bro.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

Any hacker will tell you it was ridiculous for consumers to be so crazy about the NES Classic. It’s little more than a tiny Linux computer crammed inside a cool looking case. With a little cash and coding you can make a device that’s just as cool