youre a bitch. i bet some poor, nice fucking girls in axo are freaking the fuck out during their FIRST WEEK OF CLASSES because your article now reigned hell on their sorority. i bet theyre having to deal with their nationals and will be getting shit on as a chapter for the next two fucking years. honestly fuck you.

sometimes i think about when i was this age and i was in AOL chatrooms taking about two weeks too long to understand that i was being propositioned by a/s/l creeps........ glad to not have had to explain that to my parents though

I'm Hispanic—let me tell you about how white people do not have the market cornered on parents letting their kids do crazy shit. Not by a damn sight.

Lake, who is an attorney specializing in medical marijuana cases

Filed to: White people doing whatever the fuck.

Lingerie clad or not, a party of 150-200 teenagers sounds completely insufferable.

A 99% consciousness rate and a single thrown beer can is a rager success.

(Obligatory comment from a Padres die-hard that actually exists)

L O L, and probably.

"I tried everything. We played four white guys and an Egyptian."

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

What the fuck is this shit:

Look at all the fucks Missouri gives

Is that a cat?

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow