sometimes i think about when i was this age and i was in AOL chatrooms taking about two weeks too long to understand that i was being propositioned by a/s/l creeps........ glad to not have had to explain that to my parents though

I'm Hispanic—let me tell you about how white people do not have the market cornered on parents letting their kids do crazy shit. Not by a damn sight.

Lake, who is an attorney specializing in medical marijuana cases

Filed to: White people doing whatever the fuck.

Lingerie clad or not, a party of 150-200 teenagers sounds completely insufferable.

A 99% consciousness rate and a single thrown beer can is a rager success.

(Obligatory comment from a Padres die-hard that actually exists)

L O L, and probably.

"I tried everything. We played four white guys and an Egyptian."

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

What the fuck is this shit:

The girls learned a valuable lesson that day. If you want to win the big game, don't have your quarterback show up in blackface.

Look at all the fucks Missouri gives

John Oliver proved himself to be popular and well-liked by an American audience before he got his own show, but nice try.

YOU MADE HIM, YOU KEEP HIM. DEAL WITH IT.

...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow