I have a Blackwidow Stealth: Tournament Edition from years ago that’s bulky, full black, one steady LED on the logo, no other LEDs, missing the 10key (that’s what Tournament Edition meant on the sale), and low click sound that’s not any louder than your laptop’s keyboard (that’s what Stealth meant).

I liked every FF game from 6 onward, with favorites being 12 and 15. Guess I’ll just go fuck myself.

As you scroll down the art page, the legs get bigger.

I bought Diablo 3 because apparently Diablo 1 & 2 were so good. But I couldn’t play past the 6 hour mark because the game was *too simple*. NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY SIMPLIFIED DIABLO3?!

This is like marketing and producing your games on Nintendo for years, then the next big reveal is pushed out exclusively on Xbox. In the real-world scenario, seemingly everybody already has a cellphone, so there’s a massive market available, right? Well my phone certainly can’t handle anything above simple 2d…

So we can call him Johnny Cage now, yeah?

Frequent makeup use makes your skin gross, tans make your skin gross. Time to let your skin go natural. Lotion’s fine tho, if you don’t like oily sensations or whatever.

him “I’m depressed”

Now that is some intern-quality work!

The problem is sexism in video games has been a hot topic the past few years and so it makes an easy piece to slap together.

I rarely read messages and I rarelier rate them. I’m also going to assume that most people reading them And rating them are more involved with the game and it’s community. That and the mad-lib nature of the message system leaves everything in short memes. If you were reading the memes before, you are now probably…

Fast food employees are already paid a reasonable amount. Their extra profit should be going into food quality. But whatever.

ya got me

I’d probably make the same gamble, but that doesn’t mean the Switch isn’t my favorite console right now. Just remember to re-buy that stock before a new F-zero is announced.

I was hoping for blackface

They couldn’t have stayed sexually frustrated the whole time, right?

Harmtaro it is, then

I hope the AC series dies

It *DOES* scale to number of players in a hunt. 1 good solo player can slay a behemoth infinitely faster than a team of 1 good and 3 poor players.

eh, it’s a new technique. Melee runs at 30 fps. I’m sure people will learn it and employ it consistently by next month.