...but that doesn’t give you the right to impede other peoples life

I’m saving this article for the next time somebody asks what a wypipo is.

Whatever. I would’ve done the same thing and you’re the type of guest I would enjoy. Her party sucked because most of the people she invited are judgmental and hypocritical assholes.

Once at a dinner party (lots of wine, beer, etc) I got picked on for my Diet Coke. ( I don’t drink alcohol.) I got up and walked around the table and showed each drinker how their alcohol of choice had a specific health warning label. The next five minutes were nothing but silverware noises on plates. The hostess…

Me, I’m negatively buoyant

Staff the entire emergency room with black doctors and nurses, then if some asshole demands he get a white doctor, they can go ahead and die.

The “deep state spear” is Newt’s biggest fear and the terror that keeps him up at night: A big ol’ gay liberal dong that thrusts deep into the ‘Murican dream and pumps it full of rainbows and compassion. Oh! And the dong is black, and thinks that women should be allowed to vote.

I have a warning about befriending Muslims around Ramadan. Last time I did it was with some tenants I had. Late one day, one of them came running to my office in a panic saying there was a leak in his apartment and everything was getting soaked. I raced over there with my giant wrench to turn off the water and found…

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Let’s say, hypothetically, I were to put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff’s car, and slash the deputy’s tires so they don’t get very far when they finally get the word that there’s a been a hold-up? Uh huh?

“MotoGP Champ Nicky Hayden In Serious Condition After Being Hit By Car On A Bicycle”

I think it was just assumed that all women drove better than men and didn’t need a book to mansplain it to them.

This was, of course, before CRV-Woman was born.

That top picture of a Coupe de Ville with a view had me mentally pacing off my garage (alas, not quite big enough, like my bank account...)

I should note that, no shit, I worked with two excellent editors on this, and they were able to help me knock this down from 8K words. So a reduction of approx 2,500 words. That was no easy task.

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Imagine that you meet a very old man who you eventually realize knows literally everything.

Damn Nathan... damn.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

each and every one of them is a cry for help.