Count me as another one. Damn.

Fixed.

I was there when it happened! Memories...

“The animal kingdom is smarter this way.

“My Own Words drops January 2017—just in time to buy a copy for every woman person graduating from law school anywhere in America.”

“Gonna, um, gonna go ahead and not recommend that you not make a donation.”

Considering that, now I hope that the above sentence wasn’t an error, and that Daleiden is referring to himself in the third person like a right proper douche.

“Daleiden criticized the Harris County District Attorney’s office for bringing charges against Daleiden in the first place...”

Looking at the other types of bills that he’s sponsored, this seems right on point with his ideology.

“Lawyers arguing for Kesha, who hasn’t released new music since suing her Luke for sexual assault in 2014"...

“a metric shit-ton”

“tattered Craigslist sofa Donald Trump”

Is it just me, or did someone in the background drop an f-bomb right be fore Greased Lightning?

“Doctor Who: Seasons One-Eight”

“I wish I had known how much freedom was available to me to draw clear lines in the sand. I wish I had grown up with stronger nos and stronger yeses in my mouth more often.”

But I thought he was supposed to be creating ‘murican jobs...

Well that makes perfect sense, because they make less than men as well!

Dammit, JohnMichael, you’re right.

“Thank goodness this video now exists. Now watch Candace Cameron Bure (DJ) and her two TV sisters try to bust these moves.”

Unfortunately, so do about a fifth of democrats: