Microsoft: “Okay, we need to switch up the brand name! Gotta keep the XBox thing, but we need something simple and obvious that everyone will understand, like calling the third XBox the XBox One, or following the XBox One X with the Xbox Series X!”

Hell yeah motherfucker! USA! USA!!! Can’t wait to celebrate some dead Iranian civilians! Fuck yes!!!! Flag covered coffins arriving at Dover AFB by the thousands for decades to come! THESE COLORS DON’T RUN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! A generation of US soldiers, and Iranians (soldier and civilian) with irreversible…

I don’t think the director of the second film “dismissed” anything.

It’s what I saw. They kept going back (again and again) to the role of Luke being Mythic, and his resistance to accept that role. In the end, he does, in grand dramatic fashion specifically to be the “Spark” to light a resistance. That’s exactly what I saw in TLJ.

Sounds like you didn’t understand the movie. That was very clear  

Can we start a petition for Rian Johnson to make a “proper” Episode IX due to our exceeding fanboy displeasure and disappointment with this movie?

Put down the meth pipe, sir. 

TLJ did so much cool stuff, and made it feel like I was watching Star Wars for the first time again in a lot of ways. Feelings I haven’t felt watching a Star Wars movie since my first viewing of ANH, and first viewing of Empire.

It’s got problems (they all do), but man, that alone is enough to put it in the top 3 for…

Are you sending filmmakers or other fans death threats? Bigoted messages? Are you posting spoiler pics to “ruin” it for people? Then no, you’re obviously not a toxic fan. So don’t be the “it’s okay to be white” people of geekery and act like you don’t know the difference.

Instead all we found were plot hole, janky storytelling and character problems

Yeah. People need to understand that, for example, Chris Hemsworth knows what days he’s filming with his shirt off WAY in advance, and times his diet and water intake accordingly. It’s no different than being a fitness magazine model: they look awesome almost all the time, but they only look like THAT for a couple of…

there is a 99% possibility that the leftist shitbags who run this site have shadowbanned me

I love how obnoxious screeds like this are always 50% fantasizing your own oppression because it’s the only way even you can imagine your flaccid, poorly constructed diatribe having any weight.

They could have just called it Scarlet. Xbox Scarlet would have been perfect. Good excuse for red controllers and stuff.

Lol shut the fuck up dumbass boomer 

More shoutouts to Marx and Engels are always a welcome thing in this day and age.

You’re either an idiot or obscenely rich. I guess it could be both.

Found the insurance shill.

I really hope the Tories are voted out. Because if not, I would predict it precipitating this: