Apparently, on average the fee is %1.75, so it would've been $26.25 on the $1500. I'm sure Waffle House can't absorb THAT loss/the server really would've minded paying that amount back.

Three things here:

How does one get from Ooo Creepy Internet Stories to LET'S STAB THIS GIRL 19 TIMES? This is like blaming heavy metal for Columbine.

Leave the good sea lord out of this.

Her looking great (which she does) is not what I take issue with in the framing of your ... comments, as I'm sure you're well aware.

I believe that in the interests of gender equality we should encourage male actors to sport this kind of fashion to red carpet events.

Rihanna keeps proving over and over again why she's my main celebrity crush, and why I admitted to my then boyfriend I was bi by accident (hey men are weird about it sometimes or too pervy) because I couldn't stop talking about her. You can't resist this woman. Even if she's bad at winking.

I wish I could rewind time to where I had a body that was totally worth showing off, stop worrying that I wasn't thin enough to show it off, and freaking FLAUNT IT. (And take copious photos as well.)

Anyone else think her massive under-boob tattoo winds up ruining or screwing with the effect of a lot of her very revealing outfits?

And yet, when I insist on crafting while naked so glitter doesn't get all over my clothes, everyone is all "put on an apron at least!" and "this is a public park, for crissake!" PRUDES.

I feel like they could have found cuter nude underwear, but otherwise this whole look is fantastic.

here is it, i don't know what to take of this dress

except for the part where she is using and exploiting her young children. How messed up to include her 7 year old in this.

Seriously!? I begged my husband to submit me to that. I told him to just make shit up if he had to, lol. Meeting and being styled by Stacy and Clinton is my idea of heaven. I am J-E-A-L-O-U-S!

It was fun a lot of fun but 5g's doesn't go far in New York City boutiques.

what. next you'll be telling me the kardashians leak their own sex tapes.

Good for her?? I've never seen this show — does it even matter? — and i can't imagine the ways in which she would be fucking up her young children. Does she need any more money? She can quit this ridiculous charade world right now and go do something meaningful with her life away from the stupid spotlight of reality…

i imagine the story editors at Wife Swap looking up from their shooting schedules, making accidental eye contact, and shivering with shame and disgust and one of them says, choking back tears "i went to Brown, you know." and the other spits out "i know that! be quiet and think up a damn plot twist or shut up! stop…