He was in some SNL sketches as a recurring character. If I remember correctly, there was always an explosion at the end.

Or don’t. You’ll die either way.

Eat Arby’s

To be honest, I’m just happy this story is using Lynch as a noun and not a verb after all of this weekend’s terrible news.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

The list of “Best Baby Races” is much more disturbing at Breitbart.

I can’t blame Nelson for wanting to stay on one side. You saw what happened to the last Viking who was fond of the switch.

And thanks to the NFL’s official online ticket exchange, his dad was able to see it happen from the stands.

Except no, I wouldn’t put Jordy Nelson in that category. He’s a tier down (at least) from OBJ and others. Nice try, though.

Grandpa, is that you?

Nice haul and all but I’m going to have to win to Erin purely because of the card Snoop wrote.

With Bills money he should have bought her Nintendo not just a Nintendo.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

You make a valid point, Horsemeat Avenger.

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

He is busy trying to talk me into a ShamWow, but once he gets back to the shelter, he will return your call.

I must take this into consideration.

Fuck it - go Browns!

Counterpoint: No, they won’t win today.